What Really Went Down at the EMN Meeting: A Raw, Honest Review
Not Your Average EMN Meeting
You ever walk into a room and instantly feel like you’re about to either learn something life-changing… or get pitched the next Fyre Festival?
That was me walking into the EMN Meeting (here’s where you can find them on Tik Tok) this year.
I’d heard rumblings about it from a few folks in my circle — some calling it “the real-deal gathering for serious investors,” others whispering it was more smoke than fire. So I showed up, not with stars in my eyes, but definitely curious (and yeah, a little skeptical).
Spoiler: it wasn’t perfect, but it was something. And if you’re thinking about showing up next year, let me give you the no-spin version of what actually happened.
The Vibe: Somewhere Between Harvard Club and Basement MMA Gym
Okay, so picture this: you walk into the venue, and there’s this weird mix of tailored suits and Patagonia vests. Half the crowd looked like they just stepped off a CNBC set, the other half like they crushed a kettlebell workout and decided to talk macro afterward.
It was kind of beautiful.
You could tell immediately that this wasn’t your average rubber-chicken dinner conference. People were dialed in. Conversations weren’t surface-level small talk — we’re talking deep dives on debt cycles, energy infrastructure plays, the ethics of AI in investing. Some of it went over my head (I’m not ashamed — I zoned out halfway through a 20-minute tangent on uranium futures), but a lot of it was refreshingly raw.
And people weren’t just talking to hear themselves talk. You know how some finance events feel like an ego contest wrapped in buzzwords? This wasn’t that. I overheard one guy admit he was down 35% on a speculative play and ask for genuine feedback on what he missed. That kind of humility? Rare. And honestly, kind of badass.
The Speakers at the EMN Meetings: Heavy Hitters, No Hype
I’ve been to events where speakers basically just pitch their fund or their newsletter, throw out a few dramatic charts, and mic-drop. Thankfully, EMN Meetings don’t fall into that trap.
There was a solid lineup of thinkers who weren’t trying to sell you anything — just dropping knowledge like they were talking to old friends over a steak dinner.
One guy — we’ll call him the “Dealmaker in Denim” — broke down the psychology of distressed asset buying during economic downturns. His style was so casual, it almost felt like he was winging it, but every line hit. You could see notebooks flying open like people were studying for a test.
Another speaker laid out the emotional rollercoaster of selling his company during peak market mania. He didn’t sugarcoat it — talked about the guilt, the paranoia, even a weird phase where he got obsessed with gardening (we’ve all been there… right?).
It was the kind of storytelling that sticks with you because it was real. Not packaged. Not rehearsed.
The Crowd: Surprisingly Human (and Weirdly Generous)
You’d expect a bunch of finance nerds trying to one-up each other. What I got instead? A bunch of curious, humble, slightly eccentric humans.
During one of the coffee breaks (read: oxygen-and-espresso pit stop), I got into a chat with a guy wearing hiking boots and talking about a lithium play in Bolivia. I asked one mildly dumb question and instead of brushing me off, he launched into a 10-minute explanation that made it all click. Then he asked me about my portfolio, like my opinion mattered. That’s rare.
Another guy passed around a hand-drawn flowchart of how he thinks currency devaluation cycles actually play out — and it wasn’t even part of the presentation. Just something he whipped up at 2 a.m. in his hotel room because, and I quote, “I couldn’t sleep thinking about Zimbabwe’s central bank policies.”
You can’t make this stuff up.
The Downsides: Not All Rosy
Alright, it wasn’t all golden.
There were a couple of panels that dragged — one in particular felt like it was sponsored by Ambien. And the Wi-Fi? Let’s just say I hope nobody was trying to day trade during the sessions, because even the dial-up of 1997 would’ve been faster.
Also, if you’re not someone who thrives on intellectual chaos, some parts of the meeting might feel like a firehose to the face. There’s a LOT going on, and the schedule was tighter than a 90s sitcom episode. No fluff. No filler. Which I personally loved — but it’s not for everyone.
My Takeaway: Worth It, But Know Why You’re Going
Look, if you’re hoping for a clean PowerPoint-and-cocktails kind of event, EMN isn’t your scene. It’s gritty. It’s intense. It’s like drinking black coffee while reading a bearish market thesis at 3 a.m. — stimulating, but a bit jarring.
But if you’re the kind of person who gets more excited by nuance than noise… if you’d rather hear a 62-year-old private equity guy admit he was wrong about crypto than watch another Instagram, https://www.instagram.com/emn_meeting/, of someone flashing their options gains… then yeah. This is your tribe.
You’ll walk away with a few new ideas, maybe a new friend, and — if you’re lucky — a conversation that’ll keep you up thinking for a few nights.
Final Thoughts: Will I Go Again?
Absolutely.
But next time, I’m bringing two things I didn’t have this time:
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A notebook I don’t mind scribbling all over.
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A better pair of shoes. (Walking 12,000 steps in loafers was not the play.)
If you ever get the chance to go to an EMN Meeting, go in with an open mind, a curious spirit, and maybe a little caffeine. You’ll leave smarter — and probably a little weirder, in the best way possible.
✌️ See you at the next one.